Hats off to my dear friend Mindi, the one girl who always knows what she sends into my email inbox will literally make me Laugh Out Loud!! This gem came from her:
Loving Couple -
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic Tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, “What a peaceful & loving couple.” The Local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
The Husband replied: “Well, it dates back to our Honeymoon in America,” explained the man. “We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona , and took a trip down To the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, 'That's once.' We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again. Again my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.' We hadn't gone a half mile when the horse stumbled for the third time my Wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.”
I SHOUTED at her, '”What's wrong with you, woman!?!”
“Why did you shoot the poor animal like that, are you frickin crazy?”
She looked at me, and quietly said, “That's once.”
“And from that moment on.... We have lived happily ever After.”
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Have you heard this one?
A woman on her deathbed tells her husband to go and find a shoe box full of money she has kept hidden inside a cupboard. When he looks inside he finds two small knitted dolls and ninety-five thousand dollars. He asks her about the dolls. She tells him that she knit one each time she felt angry with him during the course of their marriage. He is touched that there are only two dolls. Next he asks her about the money. She tells that the ninety-five thousand dollars is the money she made from selling all of the other dolls...
:-)
I LOVE that doll joke!! Hilarious.
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